Friday, February 22, 2008

Safety Quiz - Making a Sharp Turn

This is one of the questions for the Safety Quiz I'm looking for help with. Please add your own answers that turn up the humor and thought-provocation knobs.

Question:
If a baby stroller pulls in front of you and you need to make a sharp left turn to avoid a collision, you should start by doing what?


  • Scream loudly to fortify your nerves.
  • Throw your body weight toward the left.
  • Turn your front wheel to the right.
  • Try to remember if your life insurance premiums are paid up.
  • Try to find the softest spot to make your impact. (might be the baby's head)
  • Aim for the adult pushing the stroller.

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2 Comments:

At 2/22/08, 10:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep going, they'll move. Don't say anything, it's funnier that way. Also, make sure you get the best reaction from them, like tell them to look at the bird across the road so they look away and so they don't know that you're going to hit them when they least expect it...

 
At 2/23/08, 9:17 PM, Blogger Dan said...

Drop the Starbucks cup

 

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