Safety Quiz - What to wear

This is one of the questions for the Safety Quiz I'm looking for help with. Please add your own answers that turn up the humor and thought-provocation knobs.

Question: When riding your bike, what you should wear?

• Invisibility cloak
  
• Camouflage (try to look like a delivery truck or at least a Mini Cooper)
  
• Camouflage (try to look like street furniture: lampposts, trash cans, bike rack)
  
• Battery-powered Christmas lights
  
• Not too much because you'll just get sweaty
  
• Aviator goggles and dashing scarf (if you have a chain guard)
  
• Underwear with thick double-sewn seams