Safety Quiz - Pre-ride Check

This is one of the questions for the Safety Quiz I'm looking for help with. Please add your own answers that turn up the humor and thought-provocation knobs.

Question: What should you check on every ride?

Best Answer:
Test your brakes.

Not so good answers:

• Ask if anyone else wants to come along.
  
• Check if there are any dried worms or squished bugs stuck to your wheels.
  
• Check the weather to see if it's going to rain.
  
• Throw your bike from the roof to see if anything comes loose.
  
• Put vegetable oil on the chain and then rub in some sand.
  
• Call the ice cream store to check if they'll be open when you get there.
  
• Test for leaks by adding 2 times the maximum air pressure in each tire.